|Species||Human w/ splices of Uroboruborosusbousos|
|Unlockable Costume||S.T.A.R.S. Wesker|
Albert Wesker is a man with a plan. A plan for complete global saturation. In reality, though, Wesker is a roleplayer who is in love with himself sexually. He has proved on many occasions that he stimulates himself every night, can't stand Nazis, and has joyously stated that he's tried killing himself before. What a fuck.
After his seven minutes of pain, Wesker found himself unable to defeat boulder-punching Chris and the other bitch. So after his topless tentacle lava bath, he came back to life somehow and fell through a gaping interdimensional portal, thus putting him in this universe, where he found himself as one of the many whores in All-Whores.
He proved to be a pain in the ass, although thanks to his Matrix abilities, he was able to remove those peoples' asses and replace them with new ones, thus making every person in the universe have a 300% sexier ass (except for Ollie who was hopelessly fat either way). Thanks to that everyone loved Wesker anyway. Until he started trolling them all on Ask.fm.
Wesker also happens to be one of the many citizens of Edge Island, in addition to, as stated previously, a playable character in The Faming Gamily No-Horrors Ridiculous Royalty.