|Date of Birth||January 28, 1987|
Vashyron is Leon S. Kennedy with a ponytail. He is also the last of the Manly McMen, and the best character from Resonance of Fat. Manly McMen are the exact same as humans with one difference: Their complicated mating dance. Vashyron also loves boobs, and will perform his dance upon the sight of them.
Even if all we have are raisins.
He's also in All-Whores. As a playable fucker.
How he got in the gameEdit
He came before the ancients and then performed his mating dance, where he sticks out his ass and performs a sideways twerk while jerking his head from side to side and rolling his fists. The ancients' dicks became rock hard and they immediately admitted him to the All-Whores arena.
Role in the storyEdit
Vashyron strolled into the All-Whores land and witnessed Valkyrie and her big tits power. Vashyron got so fucking excited that he performed his mating dance at hyperspeed, so fast and furious that the friction in his ass illuminated the room. Valkyrie was quite displeased with this behavior and walked away. Vashyron was sayde, but then he stood up, determined to acquire her tits, and began the rivalry.
Vashyron is also friends with Meganman 2.0. They are both gun-wielding characters who love justice so fucking much that I'm surprised that their justice hasn't completely destroyed the Earth, the moon, the sun, and possibly even a sizable portion of Uranus. Then again, it's hard to have a perfectly in-shape anus around these parts. Don't feel bad, Sam's running around focking everyone these days.