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Vashyron
Vashyron
It doesn't get any more real than that.
Age 26
Date of Birth January 28, 1987
Gender Manly McMan
Species MANLY MCMAN
Stage Basilica
Rival Valkyrie
Friend Meganman 2.0
He's a beautiful man
Caden

Vashyron is Leon S. Kennedy with a ponytail. He is also the last of the Manly McMen, and the best character from Resonance of Fat. Manly McMen are the exact same as humans with one difference: Their complicated mating dance. Vashyron also loves boobs, and will perform his dance upon the sight of them.

Even if all we have are raisins.

He's also in All-Whores. As a playable fucker.

How he got in the gameEdit

He came before the ancients and then performed his mating dance, where he sticks out his ass and performs a sideways twerk while jerking his head from side to side and rolling his fists. The ancients' dicks became rock hard and they immediately admitted him to the All-Whores arena.

Role in the storyEdit

Vashyron strolled into the All-Whores land and witnessed Valkyrie and her big tits power. Vashyron got so fucking excited that he performed his mating dance at hyperspeed, so fast and furious that the friction in his ass illuminated the room. Valkyrie was quite displeased with this behavior and walked away. Vashyron was sayde, but then he stood up, determined to acquire her tits, and began the rivalry.

Vashyron is also friends with Meganman 2.0. They are both gun-wielding characters who love justice so fucking much that I'm surprised that their justice hasn't completely destroyed the Earth, the moon, the sun, and possibly even a sizable portion of Uranus. Then again, it's hard to have a perfectly in-shape anus around these parts. Don't feel bad, Sam's running around focking everyone these days.


Playable Characters in ALL-WHORES
Starter

Nerdy Randall · Stelios and Mudkeep · Mr. Weird · Senator Armstrong · Kunkes · Squidward · Will Smith · Tyrone · Professional Brawl Player Moox · Fucksy · Nope, Ducklett · Shrek · Steve Grim · Pumkin · Jimbles Notronbo · Ellie · Tyson Bandard · Joof the Syrup God · Woody · Waluigi · Knight Solaire · Sensei · Stupid Awal · VideoGameDunkey

Unlockable ~ Original 46

Sliver · Terry and Terri · Plankton · Mr. Sleep · Chandle-Lure · Phil Dicks · ICarly · Diet Soda Girl · Raymond · Ned Flanders · Octodad · Pizza Party Man · Dicksy · Laura · Ninjabored Man · Croagunk · Kermit · Dr. Keroro · Ooblar · Coppercab · PaRappa · Cool Guy · Michael Jordan · Meganman 2.0 · Microwave Man · Reggiemin · SammyClassicSonicFan · Ollie · Hades · Necrophone

Unlockable ~ Snizzity Summer Update

Dio · Sahar40021 · Tamama · Waldo · Russell Grant · Gavin Young · Wolf · Gasshu · Jimmy Nutrin · Sebasatan Tute · Jin · Mack the Knife · Dex Dogtective · Teddie · Lilly Satou · Shun Kodori · Spodermen · Theevan · Freddie Benson · Valkyrie · Jessica · Benjamin Franklin · Spud · The Last of Us Black Guy · Zed · Burger King Stormtrooper · Kira · Glasses Sex Guy · Burner Man · The Mythsters · Vashyron · Princess Cammy · Johney Young Vosh · Troy Beaker · Espurr · Mitt Romney · Frosty · Hooker in Church · Fred Fuckstone · Newcastlemhull · Pinkamena · Trash Can Demo · Kevig · Sex God Iván · Riley · Coldsteel · Meta Pennis

Unlockable ~ Fuckin' Fall Update

Freddy Fazbear · Henry · Junpei Iori · Ike · Wesker · Vert · Lewis Legend · Yang Xiao Long · Stan Marsh · Rin Tezuka · Mike · Reyn · Coffee Table · Nikshaker · Snorksbob · Spoopyman · Inigo · Bad Box Art Mega Man · Chrom · Masktaster · Cap'n Crunch · Klonoa · Rise Kujikawa · Slayer the Gnome Child · Tommy Wiseau · Midna · Doctor Doom · Isaac Dian · Gay Fullbutt · Lanky Kong · Makoto · Pichu · Vinny · Joel · Isabelly · Sir Topham Hatt · The Chin · Fast Old Manondorf · Ultimateguy97 · Roy

Unlockable ~ Wang-Whacker Winter Update

Leon · Homing Snaper · Toadsworth · Gandhi · Alucard · Split Mushroom · Archie · Maxie · John Cener · Kouya Aotsuki · Jotaro · Falco · Sheng Hua Nan · Super-Skrull · Abraham Lincoln · R.O.B. · Zero · Lucas · Dan the Duck · xXx_rude_xXx · Vanilla Gajeel · Hank Hill · Eevee · Regice · Hitler · Aces · Captain Falcon · Mega Lopunny · Rowen · Shaggy · Jinx · Ruby Rose · Wankface

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