|Date of Birth||April 1, 1976|
|Stage||Voice Acting Science Lab|
|Rival||Johney Young Vosh|
Troy Beaker is a muppetman: A man fused with a muppet. If you stick your hand up his ass then you can control him, but he will probably kill you afterwards so if you do that you either have to live your whole life with your arm elbow-deep in another man's ass or die. He was created to be the perfect lab assistant by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew. Bunsen is now a ded man, and Troy Beaker has moved on to accomplish much greater things.
How he got in the gameEdit
Similarly to the creation of Johney Young Vosh, someone asked Sahar40021 to name his favorite voice actor. His response, and a beautiful one indeed, was "Troy Beaker", who supposedly voiced such characters as Joel from The Last of Us, Sahar's favorite game evah.
There was much rejoicing.
Role in the storyEdit
As soon as he entered the All-Whores dimension, Troy Beaker was ass mind-controlled by a suicidal Fucksy clone and enslaved by the terrible Fucksy to make Polyfuckseonae in a lab in a bar. Johney eventually found out about this and thought it was meth. Troy was sent to jail and the Fucksy clone was killed. Troy was mad about this misunderstanding and went back to talk some sense into Johney, after he busted out of the jail with his damn bare hands.
He later teamed up with The Mythsters, who were fascinated by Troy's scientific capabilities and ass mind control.