Princess Cammy
Princess Cammy
You cocksucker.
Age 16
Date of Birth December 21, 1997
Gender Female
Species Hot
Stage Smashville
Unlockable Costume Americammy
Rival Burner Man
Friend Kira

Princess Cammy is hot the best character in Super Smash Bros Brawl. She is the prettiest, most magical princess the world has ever known, and uses her magic skills to eliminate anyone who stands in her quest to get pizza.

Not to be confused with Princess Zelda you fool . For Princess Cammy's head jewel is red. Zelda's is blue, you poopersalingham.

She is, in fact, so good and so hot that she joined the All-Whores club. Kneel.


It all began one night when Cammy was playing Brawl with Stoots and Mikey. The three sexy British beasts were just playing normally and having funsies and Stelios was kicking their asses.

Then it all changed.

They got bored and decided to be on random for the rest of the session. Eventually, Cammy wound up as Zelda, and somehow unlocked a hidden power within him that allowed him to royally destroy both the inferior Mike and the mighty Stoilses. Cammy had no idea he was such a magical princess, and later ate pizza to celebrate his victory. Legend has it that Michael cried into a pot of Newcastle Brown Ale, whilst Stelios hit himself repeatedly with his Wii Zapper. From that day forward, Princess Zelda was transformed into Princess Cammy, and now the three gentlemen all wish for Princess Cammy to be in every fighting game. Princess Cammy for SSB4. Princess Cammy for PSASBR2. De magicks.

BUT THEN ONE DAY Princess Cammy was again Brawling with Stelioites and Mike, and then (s)he lost, and PRINCESS CAMMY WAS DED

But then pizza, so all was well... But on that day, Camkind received a grim reminder: Lag. It is Princess Cammy's one weakness.

Then on the day that Brawl's online died, Princess Cammy initiated another attack on Stelios and Mike. But it was no use. Princess Cammy was defeated once more. But she will return in Smash Bros U, and she will be more powerful than ever, especially with that giant Din's Fire and Down B Phantom. Get hype.

Role in the storyEdit

Princess Cammy was calmly walking along until she met up with Burner Man. Burner Man fucked her up mercilessly, and Cammy realized that she could not defeat Burner Man, and he was the only person capable of beating her without needing to use lag. She got sad and left, but swore to train and one day get revenge.

Then she met Kira. He consoled her, and they became friends then they sexxed! It was hot.

Playable Characters in ALL-WHORES

Nerdy Randall · Stelios and Mudkeep · Mr. Weird · Senator Armstrong · Kunkes · Squidward · Will Smith · Tyrone · Professional Brawl Player Moox · Fucksy · Nope, Ducklett · Shrek · Steve Grim · Pumkin · Jimbles Notronbo · Ellie · Tyson Bandard · Joof the Syrup God · Woody · Waluigi · Knight Solaire · Sensei · Stupid Awal · VideoGameDunkey

Unlockable ~ Original 46

Sliver · Terry and Terri · Plankton · Mr. Sleep · Chandle-Lure · Phil Dicks · ICarly · Diet Soda Girl · Raymond · Ned Flanders · Octodad · Pizza Party Man · Dicksy · Laura · Ninjabored Man · Croagunk · Kermit · Dr. Keroro · Ooblar · Coppercab · PaRappa · Cool Guy · Michael Jordan · Meganman 2.0 · Microwave Man · Reggiemin · SammyClassicSonicFan · Ollie · Hades · Necrophone

Unlockable ~ Snizzity Summer Update

Dio · Sahar40021 · Tamama · Waldo · Russell Grant · Gavin Young · Wolf · Gasshu · Jimmy Nutrin · Sebasatan Tute · Jin · Mack the Knife · Dex Dogtective · Teddie · Lilly Satou · Shun Kodori · Spodermen · Theevan · Freddie Benson · Valkyrie · Jessica · Benjamin Franklin · Spud · The Last of Us Black Guy · Zed · Burger King Stormtrooper · Kira · Glasses Sex Guy · Burner Man · The Mythsters · Vashyron · Princess Cammy · Johney Young Vosh · Troy Beaker · Espurr · Mitt Romney · Frosty · Hooker in Church · Fred Fuckstone · Newcastlemhull · Pinkamena · Trash Can Demo · Kevig · Sex God Iván · Riley · Coldsteel · Meta Pennis

Unlockable ~ Fuckin' Fall Update

Freddy Fazbear · Henry · Junpei Iori · Ike · Wesker · Vert · Lewis Legend · Yang Xiao Long · Stan Marsh · Rin Tezuka · Mike · Reyn · Coffee Table · Nikshaker · Snorksbob · Spoopyman · Inigo · Bad Box Art Mega Man · Chrom · Masktaster · Cap'n Crunch · Klonoa · Rise Kujikawa · Slayer the Gnome Child · Tommy Wiseau · Midna · Doctor Doom · Isaac Dian · Gay Fullbutt · Lanky Kong · Makoto · Pichu · Vinny · Joel · Isabelly · Sir Topham Hatt · The Chin · Fast Old Manondorf · Ultimateguy97 · Roy

Unlockable ~ Wang-Whacker Winter Update

Leon · Homing Snaper · Toadsworth · Gandhi · Alucard · Split Mushroom · Archie · Maxie · John Cener · Kouya Aotsuki · Jotaro · Falco · Sheng Hua Nan · Super-Skrull · Abraham Lincoln · R.O.B. · Zero · Lucas · Dan the Duck · xXx_rude_xXx · Vanilla Gajeel · Hank Hill · Eevee · Regice · Hitler · Aces · Captain Falcon · Mega Lopunny · Rowen · Shaggy · Jinx · Ruby Rose · Wankface