Ninjadisinterested Mayne
Ninjabored Man
Age 9
Date of Birth July 13, 2005
Gender Male
Species Gingerbread Man
Stage Lollipop Forest
Unlockable Costume Gingy
Rival Frosty
Friend Diet Soda Girl
Theme Ninjabread Man Theme

Ninjabored Man is the titular protagonist from the Game of the Year for 2005 and 2007, Ninjabread Man. He appears as an unlockable character in The Gaming Family All-Whores Randallist Royale.

Meme Origin Edit

Stelios convinced the Family of his love for Ninjabread Man - infamously known as one of the worst games on Wii. Then Caden joined in on the adventure by purchasing the game. 'Twas the beginning of a new era. Stelios even eventually LP'ed it.

Palette SwapsEdit

Default - Ninjabored Man has a light brown body, a red and pale yellow headband, white eyes, a pink mouth, a black sash, a red belt, a light gray shuriken, and dark brown feet.

Red - Ninjabored Man has a very light brown body, a crimson and red headband, red eyes, a maroon mouth, a white sash, a red belt, a black shuriken, and light brown feet.

Blue - Ninjabored Man has a very light brown body, a black and sky blue headband, sky blue eyes, a white mouth, a blue sash, a blue belt, a navy shuriken, and black feet.

Green - Ninjabored Man has a brown body, an army green and lime green headband, lime green eyes, a white mouth, a green sash, a black belt, a white shuriken, and army green feet.

Other 1 - Ninjabored Man has a pink body with yellow stripes, a purple and blue headband, white eyes, a pink mouth, a purple sash, a blue belt, a white shuriken, and gold feet.

Other 2 - Ninjabored Man has a light brown body with dark brown chocolate chips dotted over it, a dark brown and light brown headband, dark brown eyes, a dark brown mouth, a yellow sash, a blue belt, a pink shuriken, and dark brown feet.

Unlockable - Gingybored Man - Ninjabored Man has a light brown body, no headband, white eyes, a red mouth, a vertical pair of purple gumdrops on his chest in place of his sash, a white belt, a white shrunken, and light brown feet. He also has white lines of icing around his wrists and ankles, as well as several vertical ones at his knees.

Role in Story Edit

Ninjabored Man was walking into Far Far Away Shrekland for a date with Gingy from the Shrek Universe, but on his way there he decided to walk into the snowy realms. And then Frosty appeared. Oh shit he thought. But being the slow fecker that he was, he stupidly waited for the snowman to attack as his rusty swords withered. Frasty tried to eat him. He took a bit on his sword. It tasted lik chicken.

Ninjabored Man tried to run. He couldn't escape. So he fed Frosty a Muffin and run in the opposite direction to the Snowman Orgy (little did he know). Then Frosty was hungrier and charged after Ninjabored. And Ninjabored wanted revenge whilst Frosty wanted a piece of dat sugary ass.


His stage is Lollipop Forest and his stage entrance is him walking out of his teleportation ship.

He tastes like a Like Like. And Like Likes are delicious.

Playable Characters in ALL-WHORES

Nerdy Randall · Stelios and Mudkeep · Mr. Weird · Senator Armstrong · Kunkes · Squidward · Will Smith · Tyrone · Professional Brawl Player Moox · Fucksy · Nope, Ducklett · Shrek · Steve Grim · Pumkin · Jimbles Notronbo · Ellie · Tyson Bandard · Joof the Syrup God · Woody · Waluigi · Knight Solaire · Sensei · Stupid Awal · VideoGameDunkey

Unlockable ~ Original 46

Sliver · Terry and Terri · Plankton · Mr. Sleep · Chandle-Lure · Phil Dicks · ICarly · Diet Soda Girl · Raymond · Ned Flanders · Octodad · Pizza Party Man · Dicksy · Laura · Ninjabored Man · Croagunk · Kermit · Dr. Keroro · Ooblar · Coppercab · PaRappa · Cool Guy · Michael Jordan · Meganman 2.0 · Microwave Man · Reggiemin · SammyClassicSonicFan · Ollie · Hades · Necrophone

Unlockable ~ Snizzity Summer Update

Dio · Sahar40021 · Tamama · Waldo · Russell Grant · Gavin Young · Wolf · Gasshu · Jimmy Nutrin · Sebasatan Tute · Jin · Mack the Knife · Dex Dogtective · Teddie · Lilly Satou · Shun Kodori · Spodermen · Theevan · Freddie Benson · Valkyrie · Jessica · Benjamin Franklin · Spud · The Last of Us Black Guy · Zed · Burger King Stormtrooper · Kira · Glasses Sex Guy · Burner Man · The Mythsters · Vashyron · Princess Cammy · Johney Young Vosh · Troy Beaker · Espurr · Mitt Romney · Frosty · Hooker in Church · Fred Fuckstone · Newcastlemhull · Pinkamena · Trash Can Demo · Kevig · Sex God Iván · Riley · Coldsteel · Meta Pennis

Unlockable ~ Fuckin' Fall Update

Freddy Fazbear · Henry · Junpei Iori · Ike · Wesker · Vert · Lewis Legend · Yang Xiao Long · Stan Marsh · Rin Tezuka · Mike · Reyn · Coffee Table · Nikshaker · Snorksbob · Spoopyman · Inigo · Bad Box Art Mega Man · Chrom · Masktaster · Cap'n Crunch · Klonoa · Rise Kujikawa · Slayer the Gnome Child · Tommy Wiseau · Midna · Doctor Doom · Isaac Dian · Gay Fullbutt · Lanky Kong · Makoto · Pichu · Vinny · Joel · Isabelly · Sir Topham Hatt · The Chin · Fast Old Manondorf · Ultimateguy97 · Roy

Unlockable ~ Wang-Whacker Winter Update

Leon · Homing Snaper · Toadsworth · Gandhi · Alucard · Split Mushroom · Archie · Maxie · John Cener · Kouya Aotsuki · Jotaro · Falco · Sheng Hua Nan · Super-Skrull · Abraham Lincoln · R.O.B. · Zero · Lucas · Dan the Duck · xXx_rude_xXx · Vanilla Gajeel · Hank Hill · Eevee · Regice · Hitler · Aces · Captain Falcon · Mega Lopunny · Rowen · Shaggy · Jinx · Ruby Rose · Wankface