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Mack "Bookair" the Knife
Mack the Knife
Hand over your text, or hand over your life. It's as simple as that.
Age 6
Date of Birth January 29, 2008
Gender Male (His blade doubles as a penile penis)
Species Robotic Possessed Knife
Stage The Text Mountain
Unlockable Costume MacBook the Knife
Rival Spodermen
Friend Coldsteel

Mack is the name that Caden gave to Cammy's computer; more specifically its hilarious text-to-speech program who has come to narrate many things in our time. He was not able to take on a physical form, however, until Cammy played Super Mario RPG. He noticed that there was a boss called Mack, and he's a knife. Then Mack possessed Mack, creating Mack. And now he has a body to use. And he uses that body during the sixty-ninth Randallist Royale, folks.

How he became a memeEdit

Cammy was dicking around one day and discovered that his computer had an "add to iTunes as a spoken track" option.

Then a new age began.

He started to tell this voice to narrate various pages on the wiki, like Squidward and Fred Fuckstone, as well as Coldsteel's DeviantArt profile, and using him to finally discover how to pronounce ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (it's pronounced "degreesdegrees"). Other glorious pronounciations include Squidward becoming "SKWIT-WOOOORD" and Kunkes becoming the ever-so-famous "KOONKEES". Cammy sent some of these to Caden and they both died to death. He asked Caden what to name the voice, and Caden suggested Mack. And then the prophecy was fulfilled.

TriviaEdit

  • Look at that booty show me the booty give me the booty I want the the booty back up the booty I need the booty I like the booty oh what a booty shaking that booty I saw the booty I want the booty lord what a booty bring on the booty give up the booty loving the booty round booty down for the booty I want the booty hunting the booty chasing the booty casing the booty getting the booty beautiful booty smoking booty talk to the booty more booty... Fine booty.
  • Mack is a dacryphile.


Playable Characters in ALL-WHORES
Starter

Nerdy Randall · Stelios and Mudkeep · Mr. Weird · Senator Armstrong · Kunkes · Squidward · Will Smith · Tyrone · Professional Brawl Player Moox · Fucksy · Nope, Ducklett · Shrek · Steve Grim · Pumkin · Jimbles Notronbo · Ellie · Tyson Bandard · Joof the Syrup God · Woody · Waluigi · Knight Solaire · Sensei · Stupid Awal · VideoGameDunkey

Unlockable ~ Original 46

Sliver · Terry and Terri · Plankton · Mr. Sleep · Chandle-Lure · Phil Dicks · ICarly · Diet Soda Girl · Raymond · Ned Flanders · Octodad · Pizza Party Man · Dicksy · Laura · Ninjabored Man · Croagunk · Kermit · Dr. Keroro · Ooblar · Coppercab · PaRappa · Cool Guy · Michael Jordan · Meganman 2.0 · Microwave Man · Reggiemin · SammyClassicSonicFan · Ollie · Hades · Necrophone

Unlockable ~ Snizzity Summer Update

Dio · Sahar40021 · Tamama · Waldo · Russell Grant · Gavin Young · Wolf · Gasshu · Jimmy Nutrin · Sebasatan Tute · Jin · Mack the Knife · Dex Dogtective · Teddie · Lilly Satou · Shun Kodori · Spodermen · Theevan · Freddie Benson · Valkyrie · Jessica · Benjamin Franklin · Spud · The Last of Us Black Guy · Zed · Burger King Stormtrooper · Kira · Glasses Sex Guy · Burner Man · The Mythsters · Vashyron · Princess Cammy · Johney Young Vosh · Troy Beaker · Espurr · Mitt Romney · Frosty · Hooker in Church · Fred Fuckstone · Newcastlemhull · Pinkamena · Trash Can Demo · Kevig · Sex God Iván · Riley · Coldsteel · Meta Pennis

Unlockable ~ Fuckin' Fall Update

Freddy Fazbear · Henry · Junpei Iori · Ike · Wesker · Vert · Lewis Legend · Yang Xiao Long · Stan Marsh · Rin Tezuka · Mike · Reyn · Coffee Table · Nikshaker · Snorksbob · Spoopyman · Inigo · Bad Box Art Mega Man · Chrom · Masktaster · Cap'n Crunch · Klonoa · Rise Kujikawa · Slayer the Gnome Child · Tommy Wiseau · Midna · Doctor Doom · Isaac Dian · Gay Fullbutt · Lanky Kong · Makoto · Pichu · Vinny · Joel · Isabelly · Sir Topham Hatt · The Chin · Fast Old Manondorf · Ultimateguy97 · Roy

Unlockable ~ Wang-Whacker Winter Update

Leon · Homing Snaper · Toadsworth · Gandhi · Alucard · Split Mushroom · Archie · Maxie · John Cener · Kouya Aotsuki · Jotaro · Falco · Sheng Hua Nan · Super-Skrull · Abraham Lincoln · R.O.B. · Zero · Lucas · Dan the Duck · xXx_rude_xXx · Vanilla Gajeel · Hank Hill · Eevee · Regice · Hitler · Aces · Captain Falcon · Mega Lopunny · Rowen · Shaggy · Jinx · Ruby Rose · Wankface

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