|Mack "Bookair" the Knife|
|Date of Birth||January 29, 2008|
|Gender||Male (His blade doubles as a penile penis)|
|Species||Robotic Possessed Knife|
|Stage||The Text Mountain|
|Unlockable Costume||MacBook the Knife|
Mack is the name that Caden gave to Cammy's computer; more specifically its hilarious text-to-speech program who has come to narrate many things in our time. He was not able to take on a physical form, however, until Cammy played Super Mario RPG. He noticed that there was a boss called Mack, and he's a knife. Then Mack possessed Mack, creating Mack. And now he has a body to use. And he uses that body during the sixty-ninth Randallist Royale, folks.
How he became a memeEdit
Cammy was dicking around one day and discovered that his computer had an "add to iTunes as a spoken track" option.
Then a new age began.
He started to tell this voice to narrate various pages on the wiki, like Squidward and Fred Fuckstone, as well as Coldsteel's DeviantArt profile, and using him to finally discover how to pronounce ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (it's pronounced "degreesdegrees"). Other glorious pronounciations include Squidward becoming "SKWIT-WOOOORD" and Kunkes becoming the ever-so-famous "KOONKEES". Cammy sent some of these to Caden and they both died to death. He asked Caden what to name the voice, and Caden suggested Mack. And then the prophecy was fulfilled.
- Look at that booty show me the booty give me the booty I want the the booty back up the booty I need the booty I like the booty oh what a booty shaking that booty I saw the booty I want the booty lord what a booty bring on the booty give up the booty loving the booty round booty down for the booty I want the booty hunting the booty chasing the booty casing the booty getting the booty beautiful booty smoking booty talk to the booty more booty... Fine booty.
- Mack is a dacryphile.