|Date of Birth||November 22, 1999|
|Unlockable Costume||Bonzi Lanky|
Lanky Kong is...
An expository section of essential information of the life, abilities, and functions of this orangutangidang Edit
Lacking the attractiveness and charm of the previously mentioned chimpanzee, as well as an overall sense of elegance in his refinements or movements, this example of an Asian species of extant great apes is adorned with a highly amusing front upon his somewhat unstable cranium. The orangutan in question is able to stand upside down utilizing his hands for support, but as with the small lady from before, only performs this feat when absolutely required to do so. However, he shall gladly elongate the muscles of his upper limbs in an outward position upon your request alone. Pumping air in his own body in a way that is sure to expand it, in a manner strongly resembling that of a colored inflatable rubber sac that is often used as a decoration or given to young individuals. This primate, despite being quite mentally insane, thoroughly enjoys this melodic performance. Interjection normally uttered in the form of a question to express the emotions that come with being surprised, in a state of disbelief, anger, or interest. He's also in All-Whores.
Lanky Kong has the following:
- No style
- No grace
- Funny face