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Hooker in Church
Hooker in Church
The sweatiest person in the church.
Age 23
Gender Femfem
Species Hooker
Rival The Last of Us Black Guy
Friend Ned Flanders

Hooker in Church is a hooker in church, and if you couldn't figure that part out than get the fuck out.

Her boyfriend broke up with her because he was suicidal and depressed, and so she killed him and then threw his corpse into the ocean. She then signed up to be in All-Whores because she is a whore, and wasn't aware it was a fighting game. But she was still a worthy fighter nonetheless.

How she got in the gameEdit

Sully from Uncharted said something that caused significant laughter.

Ugghh... I'm sweatin' like a Hooker in Church.
Sully

Role in the storyEdit

Hooker in Church was hanging out in the deserted church of the Randallists, where she was safe from sweating because everyone else had started moving on to Steveism. However, soon The Last of Us Black Guy found her and approached her. He said that he had forgotten everything about his past life, where he was in Uncharted like her. Hooker in Church knew nothing of it, and so didn't answer his question. TLOUBG got angry and started to fight her, and so their rivalry began.

Then Ned Flanders came into the church, after The Last of Us Black Guy ran off. He had been living under a rock for 20 years because he thought he had cancer, but it turns out he didn't and he was just high. He thought that Randallism was still around, and was surprised when the only person there was Hooker in Church. The two started talking and eventually became friends, although Ned is TOTALLY in it for the tits. What a peenerneener.


Playable Characters in ALL-WHORES
Starter

Nerdy Randall · Stelios and Mudkeep · Mr. Weird · Senator Armstrong · Kunkes · Squidward · Will Smith · Tyrone · Professional Brawl Player Moox · Fucksy · Nope, Ducklett · Shrek · Steve Grim · Pumkin · Jimbles Notronbo · Ellie · Tyson Bandard · Joof the Syrup God · Woody · Waluigi · Knight Solaire · Sensei · Stupid Awal · VideoGameDunkey

Unlockable ~ Original 46

Sliver · Terry and Terri · Plankton · Mr. Sleep · Chandle-Lure · Phil Dicks · ICarly · Diet Soda Girl · Raymond · Ned Flanders · Octodad · Pizza Party Man · Dicksy · Laura · Ninjabored Man · Croagunk · Kermit · Dr. Keroro · Ooblar · Coppercab · PaRappa · Cool Guy · Michael Jordan · Meganman 2.0 · Microwave Man · Reggiemin · SammyClassicSonicFan · Ollie · Hades · Necrophone

Unlockable ~ Snizzity Summer Update

Dio · Sahar40021 · Tamama · Waldo · Russell Grant · Gavin Young · Wolf · Gasshu · Jimmy Nutrin · Sebasatan Tute · Jin · Mack the Knife · Dex Dogtective · Teddie · Lilly Satou · Shun Kodori · Spodermen · Theevan · Freddie Benson · Valkyrie · Jessica · Benjamin Franklin · Spud · The Last of Us Black Guy · Zed · Burger King Stormtrooper · Kira · Glasses Sex Guy · Burner Man · The Mythsters · Rainbow Dash · Vashyron · Princess Cammy · Johney Young Vosh · Troy Beaker · Espurr · Mitt Romney · Frosty · Hooker in Church · Fred Fuckstone · Newcastlemhull · Pinkamena · Trash Can Demo · Kevig · Sex God Iván · Riley · Coldsteel · Meta Pennis

Unlockable ~ Fuckin' Fall Update

Freddy Fazbear · Henry · Junpei Iori · Ike · Wesker · Vert · Lewis Legend · Yang Xiao Long · Stan Marsh · Rin Tezuka · Mike · Reyn · Coffee Table · Nikshaker · Snorksbob · Spoopyman · Inigo · Bad Box Art Mega Man · Chrom · Masktaster · Cap'n Crunch · Klonoa · Rise Kujikawa · Slayer the Gnome Child · Tommy Wiseau · Midna · Doctor Doom · Isaac Dian · Gay Fullbutt · Lanky Kong · Makoto · Pichu · Vinny · Joel · Isabelly · Sir Topham Hatt · The Chin · Fast Old Manondorf · Ultimateguy97 · Roy

Unlockable ~ Wang-Whacker Winter Update

Leon · Homing Snaper · Toadsworth · Gandhi · Alucard · Split Mushroom · Archie · Maxie · John Cener · Kouya Aotsuki · Jotaro · Falco · Sheng Hua Nan · Super-Skrull · Abraham Lincoln · R.O.B. · Fluttershy · Zero · Lucas · Dan the Duck · xXx_rude_xXx · Vanilla Gajeel · Hank Hill · Eevee · Regice · Hitler · Aces · Captain Falcon · Mega Lopunny · Rowen · Shaggy · Jinx · Ruby Rose · Wankface

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