|Hooker in Church|
|Rival||The Last of Us Black Guy|
Hooker in Church is a hooker in church, and if you couldn't figure that part out than get the fuck out.
Her boyfriend broke up with her because he was suicidal and depressed, and so she killed him and then threw his corpse into the ocean. She then signed up to be in All-Whores because she is a whore, and wasn't aware it was a fighting game. But she was still a worthy fighter nonetheless.
How she got in the gameEdit
Sully from Uncharted said something that caused significant laughter.
Role in the storyEdit
Hooker in Church was hanging out in the deserted church of the Randallists, where she was safe from sweating because everyone else had started moving on to Steveism. However, soon The Last of Us Black Guy found her and approached her. He said that he had forgotten everything about his past life, where he was in Uncharted like her. Hooker in Church knew nothing of it, and so didn't answer his question. TLOUBG got angry and started to fight her, and so their rivalry began.
Then Ned Flanders came into the church, after The Last of Us Black Guy ran off. He had been living under a rock for 20 years because he thought he had cancer, but it turns out he didn't and he was just high. He thought that Randallism was still around, and was surprised when the only person there was Hooker in Church. The two started talking and eventually became friends, although Ned is TOTALLY in it for the tits. What a peenerneener.