|Glasses Sex Guy|
|Date of Birth||October 25, 1989|
|Stage||The Video Game Board|
|Friend||Sex God Iván|
Glasses Sex Guy is the last of the Sexians from planet Penius. But his species is in no danger of dying out ifyouknowhatimean.
He is the sexiest character in The Gaming Family All-Whores Randallist Royale. Definitely. If you don't want sex with him then you need to be exterminated immediately.
How he got in the gameEdit
Once upon a time, some fine folks at TGF were looking up bad video game box arts. Of course, they found things like the critically acclaimed Snow White and the Seven Clever Boys, and Russell Grant's astrology party. But they also found Anticipation for the NES, and at the top was a man with glasses. And everyone else looked aroused. This could only mean that he was having sex with all of them, and thus the Glasses Sex Guy was born.
Role in the storyEdit
Glasses Sex Guy was buttfucking a brick, but then Sahar40021 approached him. Glasses Sex Guy quickly finished his bricksex, and then tore off his shirt. He was muscular and hot. Sahar40021 accepted this challenge and tore off his shirt as well, being equally muscular and hot. The two then began a rivalry that will last for several millenia.