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Fred Fuckstone
Fred Fuckstone
OOOOOOOOH!
Age Eternal
Date of Birth April 29, 1968
Gender Male
Species Fat
Stage Bawstun, Massachusetts
Unlockable Costume Fred Giygastone
Rival Gavin Young
Friend Reggiemin Freddy Fazbear

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OOOOOOH!

CHEUHC DA GUUUY FROM BWASTIN AGAIN AT YA BABY, AND ACUPPLE WEEKSAGO, DAT F-Singing Competition-CKIN' SHOO DANK GAWD ISS OVA DAT F-Reality Telivision-CKIN' AMEEKIN AIDILL.

WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW!!!Edit

IS ABOUT

YIPPEE KI-YAY

Fred Fuckstone (Real name: Joe Ligotti) is a guy from Bawston who (literally) screams at the top of his lungs about politics and shit. His ratio of swears to other words is about 46:1. The self-proclaimed professional fat guy loves smoking cigars, showing off his jiggly boob machine, and despite his consistent screaming about America, he proudly sports the American flag behind him in every video. But good luck seeing it past his tremendously fat ass.

BROBDINGNAGIAN BUTTOCKS

HERE'S THE KICKAEdit

NINETY


MILLION


PEOPLE!

YIPPEE KI-YAYEdit

TO EXPLODE

OH MY HEAVENS

POSTERIORS

Fred Fuckstone became a thing when Kira showed this piece of art to the chat, and ever since then the influence of Fred Fuckstone has been growing ever larger.

THAT'S WHAT GETS ME Emotional state capable of causing transformation into the Hulk

THAT'S WHAT GETS ME Vexed

THAT'S WHAT GETS ME Infuriated

THAT'SWHATGETSME Outraged

THTSWHTGTSME ABSOLUTELY LIVID

The Gaming Family All-Whores Randallist RoyaleEdit

Fred Fuckstone also happens to be a playable character in our beloved All-Whores.

And quite a fat one at that.

Role in the storyEdit

Fred Fuckstone entered the All-Whores dimension, and then climbed out of the crater created by his fat ass landing. He then went over to the portal to the toilet dimension, planning to take 87 fockin' shits in 4 minutes. But he stopped, turned his head, and noticed someone. Gavin Young. Pissed, Fred Fuckstone ran up to Gavin Young and berated him. It is strictly against fat guy tradition to possess a muscular body, but Gavin Young did not care. He was keeping all of his fat in his head, thus turning his head into a sack of flab while the rest of him was muscly. Fred Fuckstone body slammed him, thus destroying the world. Randall rebuilt it, but then the two fought.

Fred Fuckstone soon came across Reggiemin. They were both fat gentlemen who had the mental capacity to discuss current events and such, and so the two got along very well.

Later, Fred Fuckstone met Freddy Fazbear and helped him to kill illegal immigrants who are trying to take the jobs from other people. Suddently, Shrek got butt fucked by both of them to death and they went back to Bawstun to have some TITTIES AND BEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR.

Likes Edit

  • FOOD
  • TITTIES AND BEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR
  • 'MURICA
  • 'MURICAN TROOPS
  • BAWSTUN

Dislikes Edit

  • SPOILED KIDS
  • HIPPIES
  • NUCLEAH FUCKIN' WAR
  • ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS
  • TAXES
  • STUPID PEOPLE
  • THE GOVERNOR OF ARIZONA

TriviaEdit

  • Fred Fuckstone has a son named Barney Buttloaves, who is famous for solving world hunger and supplying Joof the Syrup God with an infinite amount of tits, to help him accomplish his goals. It isn't known who the mother is, but it's commonly theorized that Fred Fuckstone's species reproduces asexually.
  • In the year 2011, his fat ass caused a 9.8 richter scale earthquake in Japan.
  • It's possible that Shrek is afraid of him because of his ear-raping voice.
Playable Characters in ALL-WHORES
Starter

Nerdy Randall · Stelios and Mudkeep · Mr. Weird · Senator Armstrong · Kunkes · Squidward · Will Smith · Tyrone · Professional Brawl Player Moox · Fucksy · Nope, Ducklett · Shrek · Steve Grim · Pumkin · Jimbles Notronbo · Ellie · Tyson Bandard · Joof the Syrup God · Woody · Waluigi · Knight Solaire · Sensei · Stupid Awal · VideoGameDunkey

Unlockable ~ Original 46

Sliver · Terry and Terri · Plankton · Mr. Sleep · Chandle-Lure · Phil Dicks · ICarly · Diet Soda Girl · Raymond · Ned Flanders · Octodad · Pizza Party Man · Dicksy · Laura · Ninjabored Man · Croagunk · Kermit · Dr. Keroro · Ooblar · Coppercab · PaRappa · Cool Guy · Michael Jordan · Meganman 2.0 · Microwave Man · Reggiemin · SammyClassicSonicFan · Ollie · Hades · Necrophone

Unlockable ~ Snizzity Summer Update

Dio · Sahar40021 · Tamama · Waldo · Russell Grant · Gavin Young · Wolf · Gasshu · Jimmy Nutrin · Sebasatan Tute · Jin · Mack the Knife · Dex Dogtective · Teddie · Lilly Satou · Shun Kodori · Spodermen · Theevan · Freddie Benson · Valkyrie · Jessica · Benjamin Franklin · Spud · The Last of Us Black Guy · Zed · Burger King Stormtrooper · Kira · Glasses Sex Guy · Burner Man · The Mythsters · Rainbow Dash · Vashyron · Princess Cammy · Johney Young Vosh · Troy Beaker · Espurr · Mitt Romney · Frosty · Hooker in Church · Fred Fuckstone · Newcastlemhull · Pinkamena · Trash Can Demo · Kevig · Sex God Iván · Riley · Coldsteel · Meta Pennis

Unlockable ~ Fuckin' Fall Update

Freddy Fazbear · Henry · Junpei Iori · Ike · Wesker · Vert · Lewis Legend · Yang Xiao Long · Stan Marsh · Rin Tezuka · Mike · Reyn · Coffee Table · Nikshaker · Snorksbob · Spoopyman · Inigo · Bad Box Art Mega Man · Chrom · Masktaster · Cap'n Crunch · Klonoa · Rise Kujikawa · Slayer the Gnome Child · Tommy Wiseau · Midna · Doctor Doom · Isaac Dian · Gay Fullbutt · Lanky Kong · Makoto · Pichu · Vinny · Joel · Isabelly · Sir Topham Hatt · The Chin · Fast Old Manondorf · Ultimateguy97 · Roy

Unlockable ~ Wang-Whacker Winter Update

Leon · Homing Snaper · Toadsworth · Gandhi · Alucard · Split Mushroom · Archie · Maxie · John Cener · Kouya Aotsuki · Jotaro · Falco · Sheng Hua Nan · Super-Skrull · Abraham Lincoln · R.O.B. · Fluttershy · Zero · Lucas · Dan the Duck · xXx_rude_xXx · Vanilla Gajeel · Hank Hill · Eevee · Regice · Hitler · Aces · Captain Falcon · Mega Lopunny · Rowen · Shaggy · Jinx · Ruby Rose · Wankface

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