Coldsteel the Hedgeheg
psssh... nothin personnel... kid...
Age Twanty wan
Date of Birth [date]
Gender Dick-having man
Species Hedgeheg
Stage The Plane
Unlockable Costume Cool King Coldsteel
Rival Zed
Friend Mack the Knife

Coldsteel is a Hedgeheg from Hedgehegland. He invented the art of combing for moon stones so he can evolve his Pikach- wait, you need a Thunder Stone to evolve Pikachu? Fuck. Anyway, he likes hurtin people, bein badass, motorcycles, and Nine Inch Nails (the band), for one thing. He hates kids and doesn't believe that anything requires personnel. Coldsteel loves hot gurls with big boobys who are sluts. He also absolutely despises his greatest nemesis, Kevin Robinson from school. Fuck you Kevin, stop showing everyone my fuckin' DeviantArt, you piece of SHIET!


Coldsteel was born in Atlantis. His father is Hitler and his mother is Crimson Viper. He was born with a special power, and because of that he was able to grow to be purple and graduate top of his class in the esteemed Sonic Fighting Academy. He was so monumentally awesome that Bill Cosby immediately enlisted him in the Sonic Military. However, in the final battel, Shadoé the Hech corrupted Coldsteel, causing him to turn against Snoic and kill him by throwing him off a plane. Coldsteel was never the same. He even lost a part of his ear in said battel. He left his parents and left to walk the lonely path of the blade.

He is, in fact, the leader of a small chaos dimension that he stole from Shuma-Gorath, which has no personnel and is completely unsupervised. It has absolutely no personnel and because of that it is absolute madness. But enough of this shit.

How he became a memeEdit

Coldsteel started as a picture on DeviantArt, and then someone found it and everyone in the main chat lost their shit. But it got better when someone found the E3 2014 trailer of Coldsteel the Hedgeheg.

The Gaming Family All-Whores Randallist RoyaleEdit

He's also in this game, of course. How could he not be?

His rival is Zed because they're both punk rockin' fuckers, and his friend is Mack the Knife because Coldsteel is the type of shit that Mack would read the everloving mighty FUCK out of.


Playable Characters in ALL-WHORES

Nerdy Randall · Stelios and Mudkeep · Mr. Weird · Senator Armstrong · Kunkes · Squidward · Will Smith · Tyrone · Professional Brawl Player Moox · Fucksy · Nope, Ducklett · Shrek · Steve Grim · Pumkin · Jimbles Notronbo · Ellie · Tyson Bandard · Joof the Syrup God · Woody · Waluigi · Knight Solaire · Sensei · Stupid Awal · VideoGameDunkey

Unlockable ~ Original 46

Sliver · Terry and Terri · Plankton · Mr. Sleep · Chandle-Lure · Phil Dicks · ICarly · Diet Soda Girl · Raymond · Ned Flanders · Octodad · Pizza Party Man · Dicksy · Laura · Ninjabored Man · Croagunk · Kermit · Dr. Keroro · Ooblar · Coppercab · PaRappa · Cool Guy · Michael Jordan · Meganman 2.0 · Microwave Man · Reggiemin · SammyClassicSonicFan · Ollie · Hades · Necrophone

Unlockable ~ Snizzity Summer Update

Dio · Sahar40021 · Tamama · Waldo · Russell Grant · Gavin Young · Wolf · Gasshu · Jimmy Nutrin · Sebasatan Tute · Jin · Mack the Knife · Dex Dogtective · Teddie · Lilly Satou · Shun Kodori · Spodermen · Theevan · Freddie Benson · Valkyrie · Jessica · Benjamin Franklin · Spud · The Last of Us Black Guy · Zed · Burger King Stormtrooper · Kira · Glasses Sex Guy · Burner Man · The Mythsters · Vashyron · Princess Cammy · Johney Young Vosh · Troy Beaker · Espurr · Mitt Romney · Frosty · Hooker in Church · Fred Fuckstone · Newcastlemhull · Pinkamena · Trash Can Demo · Kevig · Sex God Iván · Riley · Coldsteel · Meta Pennis

Unlockable ~ Fuckin' Fall Update

Freddy Fazbear · Henry · Junpei Iori · Ike · Wesker · Vert · Lewis Legend · Yang Xiao Long · Stan Marsh · Rin Tezuka · Mike · Reyn · Coffee Table · Nikshaker · Snorksbob · Spoopyman · Inigo · Bad Box Art Mega Man · Chrom · Masktaster · Cap'n Crunch · Klonoa · Rise Kujikawa · Slayer the Gnome Child · Tommy Wiseau · Midna · Doctor Doom · Isaac Dian · Gay Fullbutt · Lanky Kong · Makoto · Pichu · Vinny · Joel · Isabelly · Sir Topham Hatt · The Chin · Fast Old Manondorf · Ultimateguy97 · Roy

Unlockable ~ Wang-Whacker Winter Update

Leon · Homing Snaper · Toadsworth · Gandhi · Alucard · Split Mushroom · Archie · Maxie · John Cener · Kouya Aotsuki · Jotaro · Falco · Sheng Hua Nan · Super-Skrull · Abraham Lincoln · R.O.B. · Zero · Lucas · Dan the Duck · xXx_rude_xXx · Vanilla Gajeel · Hank Hill · Eevee · Regice · Hitler · Aces · Captain Falcon · Mega Lopunny · Rowen · Shaggy · Jinx · Ruby Rose · Wankface

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