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Chrom
Time to chromgratulate me guys!
Age Unspecified
Gender Male
Species Fire Emblem Lord
Stage Arena Ferox
Rival Ike
Friend Swagnigo

Chrom is someone who will get his chance... another day. He wanted to be in Smash but he was friendzoned by Sakurai and left to walk the lonely path to the sunset, but not before he was reclassed to Wyvern Rider to ride Ridley on his way there.

He may have been dechromfirmed, but he lives on. And his memes.

How he became a memeEdit

A Smash 4 trailer was announced. That trailer ended up revealing Lucina, Captain Falcon, and Robin, but Chrom was lying in the corner being ded. He uttered that he would get his chance another day. AND HE DID! But he didn't. Because he was EVERYTHING but a playable character: He was a final smash, a victory pose, a trophy, a Codec conversation, and it all sucked. This spawned memes like no other, and Chrom has become a laughing stock and a punching bag. This became even worse when Sakurai said that Chrom wasn't in Smash because he lacked any unique characteristics even though Lucina was confirmed in the very same trailer AS A CLONE OF MARTH OH MY SHIT

And because of that, Chrom got pissed off and joined this game instead.

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Chrom knows what's up.

It also helps that he's the main character of Waifu Simulator Awakening Wood, and everyone in the family loves that game to fookin death. He is hopeless with women, y'know.

Buuuuut either way, we can all agree that he is going to take his manly Chromcock and use it to fill up Robin's radiant pussy.

Happy days.

c':


Playable Characters in ALL-WHORES
Starter

Nerdy Randall · Stelios and Mudkeep · Mr. Weird · Senator Armstrong · Kunkes · Squidward · Will Smith · Tyrone · Professional Brawl Player Moox · Fucksy · Nope, Ducklett · Shrek · Steve Grim · Pumkin · Jimbles Notronbo · Ellie · Tyson Bandard · Joof the Syrup God · Woody · Waluigi · Knight Solaire · Sensei · Stupid Awal · VideoGameDunkey

Unlockable ~ Original 46

Sliver · Terry and Terri · Plankton · Mr. Sleep · Chandle-Lure · Phil Dicks · ICarly · Diet Soda Girl · Raymond · Ned Flanders · Octodad · Pizza Party Man · Dicksy · Laura · Ninjabored Man · Croagunk · Kermit · Dr. Keroro · Ooblar · Coppercab · PaRappa · Cool Guy · Michael Jordan · Meganman 2.0 · Microwave Man · Reggiemin · SammyClassicSonicFan · Ollie · Hades · Necrophone

Unlockable ~ Snizzity Summer Update

Dio · Sahar40021 · Tamama · Waldo · Russell Grant · Gavin Young · Wolf · Gasshu · Jimmy Nutrin · Sebasatan Tute · Jin · Mack the Knife · Dex Dogtective · Teddie · Lilly Satou · Shun Kodori · Spodermen · Theevan · Freddie Benson · Valkyrie · Jessica · Benjamin Franklin · Spud · The Last of Us Black Guy · Zed · Burger King Stormtrooper · Kira · Glasses Sex Guy · Burner Man · The Mythsters · Vashyron · Princess Cammy · Johney Young Vosh · Troy Beaker · Espurr · Mitt Romney · Frosty · Hooker in Church · Fred Fuckstone · Newcastlemhull · Pinkamena · Trash Can Demo · Kevig · Sex God Iván · Riley · Coldsteel · Meta Pennis

Unlockable ~ Fuckin' Fall Update

Freddy Fazbear · Henry · Junpei Iori · Ike · Wesker · Vert · Lewis Legend · Yang Xiao Long · Stan Marsh · Rin Tezuka · Mike · Reyn · Coffee Table · Nikshaker · Snorksbob · Spoopyman · Inigo · Bad Box Art Mega Man · Chrom · Masktaster · Cap'n Crunch · Klonoa · Rise Kujikawa · Slayer the Gnome Child · Tommy Wiseau · Midna · Doctor Doom · Isaac Dian · Gay Fullbutt · Lanky Kong · Makoto · Pichu · Vinny · Joel · Isabelly · Sir Topham Hatt · The Chin · Fast Old Manondorf · Ultimateguy97 · Roy

Unlockable ~ Wang-Whacker Winter Update

Leon · Homing Snaper · Toadsworth · Gandhi · Alucard · Split Mushroom · Archie · Maxie · John Cener · Kouya Aotsuki · Jotaro · Falco · Sheng Hua Nan · Super-Skrull · Abraham Lincoln · R.O.B. · Zero · Lucas · Dan the Duck · xXx_rude_xXx · Vanilla Gajeel · Hank Hill · Eevee · Regice · Hitler · Aces · Captain Falcon · Mega Lopunny · Rowen · Shaggy · Jinx · Ruby Rose · Wankface

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